GamesHorrorI’ve been itching to play Slay the Princess on Nintendo Switch for over a year, and I’m so glad my patience paid offWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.
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That something is Slay the Princess' console launch. The point-and-click narrative adventure might have been made with PC setups in mind, but after watching a handful of clips and Let’s Plays onYouTube, a thought struck me. This game looks perfect for the Nintendo Switch, and maybe if I’m patient enough, the port will land soon enough. Well, that day has come, because this Halloween saw me finally able to hunker down, grab some headphones, and come face to face with the world-ending princess – and it was not what I expected atall.
Fractured fairy tales
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Playing indie horror games on the Switch always feels like the ultimate experience. Not only does the device feel made for smaller, less technically demanding titles like Slay the Princess, but the portable handheld element does something magical for immersion. Turning off the lights and pressing my nose up against the screen, all from the comfort of my own bed, fully ready to get well and truly spooked. What could be better? Not much, that’s what, and I’m even more sure of that after playing Slay the Princess in exactly that manner.
Everything changes when I ask her if she herself is armed. Immediately, the princess gets to her feet, hands behind her back. “No,” she trills sweetly in that emphatic, drawn-out cadence that is obviously a huge lie. I keep my distance, keep her talking, hoping to buy myself time as the voice of the Hero battles bitterly with that of the persistent narrator. I have to slay the princess or the world will end, he tells me. But how can I know that to be true? Anyone who has played the original Slay the Princess can probably see where this is going. I’ve walked head-first into The Razor variant’s storyline, and it’s not long before twin blades erupt from her arms, slicing the flesh clean off to fall like sleeves at the points of each elbow. She lunges for me and I return the hospitality, exchanging blade strikes like for like in a flurry of violence. The narrator makes sure to do his part, describing each rip and tear in grisly levels of detail. I’d have clapped my hands with glee if they hadn’t been gripping my Switch so tightly.
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Slay the Princess seems to be all about the journey rather than the destination.
Slay the Princess seems to be all about the journey rather than the destination.
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