GamesSimulationTales of the ShireI should have loved playing Tales of the Shire, but this Stardew Valley and Lord of the Rings mash-up has a distinct lack of vibesWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.
GamesSimulationTales of the ShireI should have loved playing Tales of the Shire, but this Stardew Valley and Lord of the Rings mash-up has a distinct lack of vibesWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.
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I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve read The Hobbit. As a child, I lived for its action – for goblins, dragons, and life-or-death games of riddles – but with every re-read, I’ve fallen more and more in love with its first chapter about Hobbits. Middle-earth’s laziest layabouts, Hobbits live only to furnish their cozy burrowed homes, eat voraciously, and enjoy the Shire’s gorgeous countryside. I often fantasize about living there, and if given the chance to move to the Shire, I’d be smoking pipeweed in Bag End before you could say “second breakfast”.
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When is Tales of the Hobbit set?(Image credit: Private Division)Tales of the Hobbit is set in Middle-earth’s Third Age - see where it fits in ourLord of the Rings timeline.
When is Tales of the Hobbit set?
(Image credit: Private Division)Tales of the Hobbit is set in Middle-earth’s Third Age - see where it fits in ourLord of the Rings timeline.
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Tales of the Hobbit is set in Middle-earth’s Third Age - see where it fits in ourLord of the Rings timeline.
There’s a lot of promise here. Bungo’s new home is neglected and run-down, and as mossy as it looks now, I can already envision how satisfying it will be to clean things up and carve out my own snug corner of the Shire. Most importantly, there’s a large, barebones pantry that I’m giddy at the thought of restocking. In fact, the first thing I have to do is search its shelves to cook a meal for local Hobbit Orlo Proudfoot, who appears to be on death’s door because he missed his last meal.
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But as much as I enjoy putting together the perfect lunch, I’m not sure if these dinner parties alone are enough to keep Tales of the Shire engaging. You can customize your little Hobbit-hole and its garden, but there doesn’t seem to be many longer-term goals to chase – think saving up to buy new buildings in Animal Crossing, or completing Stardew Valley’s community center. There are quests to complete, but the ones I played were nearly all dull fetch quests and frustrating back-and-forth couriering between characters (no, you sniffly little Hobbit, Iwon’tcross the Shire and back for a third time because the second cold remedy I’ve fetched for you didn’t work). It’s a shame, because the game’s writing really surprised me with how funny it is – at one point I was roped into what felt suspiciously like a multi-level marketing scheme to sell “dwarven” silverware in weekly installments – but it’s all mired in tedium.
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Right now, Tales of the Shire feels like a generic life sim with a thin Middle-earth veneer. I don’t want it to stay that way, because there’s real potential here. The tone is brilliant, and I’m really keen to see how Hobbit-hole customization opens up further into the game. Even some of my biggest gripes aren’t foundational issues, as things like boring quests and patchy graphics can hopefully be improved before launch. My lingering concern, though, is that Tales of the Shire currently has a distinct lack of charm – and without that, even the promise of a second breakfast won’t be enough to win me back.
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