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While we only have one issue of data to work from so far, we went to the lab to comb through Absolute Batman #1 and came up with a comparative size range for Juiced Up Bruce, based on things he’s standing next to throughout the issue. So read on to find out if Absolute Batman really is the size of the giant penny usually seen in Batman’s Batcave. Mildspoilersahead…
Page #9: He’s bigger than a punching bag
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The first time we meet Absolute Bruce, there’s a guy who we’resupposedto think is him, hitting a punching bag in Croc’s Gym. Then, in walks our Big Boi himself and proceeds to pound the bag so hard it breaks. Though it’s hanging off the ground, the average hanging punching bag is about four to five feet tall – shorter than Bruce, who is also wider. As one on-looker says: “Damn.”
Page #23: He’s bigger than three henchmen
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Batman brings the Absolute Pain in his first big fight in the issue, against a bunch of thugs working for Black Mask. It’s tricky to see exactly how big he is comparatively, as Bruce’s cape stretches out to inconceivable lengths so he can walk on it (??) and whip them with it (???). But a panel on Page 23 shows that Absolute Batman is definitely the size of three skinny little henchmen if you jammed them all together in some sort of “henchmen ball.” Not the most scientific description, but there you go.
Page #24: His legs are also henchmen-sized
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On the very next page, Batman does a very impressive split as he kicks two henchmen in the face at once. And each of his legs is about the size of one of the henchmen. Again, to emphasize: we don’t know how big the henchmen are, it’s possibly Black Mask is employing children. But we prefer to think that Batman’s thighs are just chonked out beyond belief.
Page #29: His face is a normal size
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To misquote the Genie in Aladdin: Absolute Batman has infinite girth… Itty bitty little face. The extremely manga-influenced look of AB gives him a swole body and a normal-sized head, something we can see when he holds a discarded Black Mask thug’s mask up to his face like he’s Hamlet with Yorick’s skull, and they’re the same size.
Page #30: He’s not as wide as blueprints, as tall as a speeding train
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After his first mission as Batman, we see Bruce in a number of different situations as Alfred Pennyworth tracks him remotely. At his construction job, he’s notquiteas wide as the blueprints he’s holding. His hands seem normal when holding a phone on the train ride home (unless he has an iPhone Large or something). But when he exits the train he has to duck on his way out. In NYC, the average train car door is about 6' 2" tall, which, yep, he’s taller than that (as we’ll get to in a second).
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Page #33: Absolute Batman’s height, weight, and age… revealed!
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Thanks to a mug shot of Bruce – he was arrested for something after his father died at the zoo when he was a kid – we now know his height, weight and birthday. Though he’s cocking his head a little to the side, it looks like he’s about 6 feet 8 inches tall. He weighs (or weighed, since this happened a few years ago) 220 pounds. And his birthday is February 19, 2004, making him 24 (according to Alfred) in the present. So that does it! We now know how big Bruce Wayne is in Absolute Batman #1!
Page #39: He’s as big as the moon!
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Nope, sorry, he’s as big as the moon, as you can plainly see after he crashes his enormous motorcycle out of a glass building. Case closed?
Absolute Batman #1 is out now from DC.
Absolute Batman #1 is packed full of surprises. Find out all about themin our issue breakdown.
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1Nemesis review: “A magical sense of tension”
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3Path of Exile 2 review: “A stellar start to a thrilling and brutal dark adventure”
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3Kraven the Hunter review: “The insistence on an R-rating helps save this, with a decent helping of bloodthirsty action”
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5Nightbitch review: “Amy Adams' disappointing dark comedy is all bark and no bite”
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2Secret Level review: “An uneven experience with serious highlights that ultimately make up for the misses”
2Secret Level review: “An uneven experience with serious highlights that ultimately make up for the misses”
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3Skeleton Crew review: “Perfectly captures the vibes of classic Star Wars with a swashbuckling twist”
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4Creature Commandos review: “James Gunn’s heartwarming, R-rated tale about super-monsters proves that the DCU is in good hands”
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